5 Snarky Instagram Moms We Love
It’s not that we’re against parenting “influencers,” it’s just… OK, maybe we totally are, because Jesus Christ, most of that shit ain’t real. Don’t lay your sponsored fit/glowy/detoxed perfect mommy content at our feet like a gift, OK? When we reek of eau du infant spittle and the residue of that four-day gap in our own personal hygiene regimen, we’re really not in the mood to see a glossified, sanitized version of the holy hell that is parenting.
And yes, you can get some laughs from these funny celeb moms online. There’s no shortage of gorgeous celebrity mommies rocking social media. But sometimes, you just need to hear from someone who has bred a monster or three like yours and who will also never get a voting ballot for the Oscars.
Thusly, Here are five of our favorite fellow snarky parents on Instagram who opt for meme spirit over team spirit to express the pure soul-suckage of parenting days gone bad. We love all these because they’re also generous about sharing the snarktastic best of other moms on social media. This is one rabbit hole we don’t mind falling down, not one bit. Just let us bring a flask.
Not the Worst Mom
Not the Worst Mom‘s Instagram tagline won us over instantly: “Sometimes I miss being pregnant, then I remember I didn’t like high school that much.” Dare you not to smirk.
Cynical Parent
Cynical Parent also has a slightly less snarky blog if you start feeling guilty for snark-snorting the Instagram version.
Humor and Wine
Humor and Wine shares plenty of others’ memes, but hers slay. We also love her Instagram bio: “A website says I’m a 76% match to Kate Middleton. So, you decide what that means.” We’ve decided we think the Duchess of Cambridge would totally (secretly) approve.
Mommy Cusses
Mommy Cusses — because mommies really cuss. You know they do.
Snarky Breeders
Snarky Breeders hits the spot and goes down smoothly.
There are tons more out there, we know, but we’ve got another load of laundry to do and three deadlines to meet, so tell us: Who are your fave Instagram moms who tell it like it is?
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